if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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