Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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