I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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