I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
