Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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