So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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