I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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