he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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