Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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