Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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