Porn is love you can see.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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