Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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