You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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