he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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