Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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