On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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