My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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