For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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