I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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