This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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