Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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