One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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