hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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