I'd wear matching sweaters with you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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