Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Help. Why am I so naked?
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