"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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