wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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