Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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