Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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