I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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