She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
please come you make the beer taste better
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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