I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
