I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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