he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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