He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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