I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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