do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
did you just send me my own nude
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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