Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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