Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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