let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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