Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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