curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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