It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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