if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
