How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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