You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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