I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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