He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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