Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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