Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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