just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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